Yes, I know that your ideas are best left hidden (how else to explain Steve Raby, Laura Hall, or Jenny Askins?).
Regardless, your bestest friend, The Kingmaker Dale Jackson of WVNN 92.5FM / 770AM wants you!!! If you think that you can present your failed lefty talking points to Huntsville in a semi-coherent manner, then drop Dale a line:
Are You The Liberal Dale Jackson?
Does this animal exist?
The local liberals/progressives/Democrats have no message and no one to vet their candidates because frankly the political media in this town is embarrassing.
I, according to Dr. Jess Brown, pushed coverage of the GOP primary for Congress to a point where real issues actually were discussed and the candidates were actually vetted.
SO… being the humanitarian that I am I want to find someone on the left LOCALLY to do the same.
Here is what I am looking for in the person I am seeking…
- They need to be entertaining
- They need to have convictions
- They need to be able to articulate an opinion
- They need to have the ability to ask hard question to political figures
- They need to be fearless
- They need to be willing to buck the ideology/party when needed
Do you know someone like this? If so contact me at email@example.com and we will give you an oppurtunity for a 3 minute tryout over the air, if you can’t go three minutes we will find this out.
What is the prize?
- You get to be the Democratic Dale Jackson
- You get a 1 hour segment on The Dale Jackson Show every week (you choose the time)
+ 30 minutes solo (or with a guest)
+ 30 minutes with Dale Jackson
- Potential to launch a talk radio career
I am serious about this.
I want to find this person. I want this to work.
Are you the one?
Liberals have whined for years about the monolpoly of conservative talk radio and I want to help change that.
If you or someone you know wants to be the “Liberal Dale Jackson” contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will give you an opportunity for a 3 minute tryout over the air, if you can’t go three minutes we will find this out.
Of course, I expect a “train wreck” – Democratic Party cowards haven’t explained their positions for years – because they know that if they ever exposed themselves they will be humiliated in the marketplace of ideas (and defeated at the ballot box). Instead, we get Democrats posing as conservatives, or as non-partisan. For example, I watched Democrat Anzolone operative Zac McCrary lying on APT that it was incorrect to say that AEA’s Paul Hubbert (recent Vice Chairman of the Alabama Democratic Party) was a Democrat (and shame on the APT anchor for not calling him on it).
Anyway, now’s your chance to spread your bile to North Alabama. Own it. Explain why Charter Schools are bad, or why killing babies is good, or why allowing Saddam Hussein to kill more people than have died in the Darfur genocide was none of our business. Tell us how more spending will lead to prosperity. Remind us how Obama promised that the oceans would stop rising or how John Edwards would cure cancer (only if he was elected). Let us know that Steny Hoyer says that if the Bush tax cuts expire it is a Republican tax increase. Tell us that you want campaign finance reform (PAC to PAC transfer ban) but how you vote for people who kill it. Remind us of how many Democrats have been politically persecuted for getting caught stealing from children (Johnson, Schmitz, etc). Explain why just about every candidate you run has ethical problems, from cheating on their spouses to cheating on their taxes to subverting elections (like Congressional candidate Steve Raby’s role in an attempted school board hijacking).
Try to remember that Dale is offering you the opportunity to speak, as opposed to the standard liberal Stalinist tactic of silencing the opposition..