You put a what in his what
From the Athens News-Courier:
A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra.
The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with an ex-girlfriend and when he awakened, the needle was completely embedded, said Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely.
The Huntsville Times uses slightly less delicate language for those who skipped biology class.
You might be shocked to hear that alcohol was involved.
The Times article has another humorous morsel:
The man told deputies that he couldn’t remember his ex-girlfriend’s last name and that he didn’t wake up when the needle was inserted, Blakely said.
At least when Alan Jackson sang about not remembering a lady’s name after downing a few too many he only ended up married.
One must wonder if the man is impotent and the gal he went to bed with was only trying to correct his problem. In that case, if she can be located she might be charged with practicing medicine without a license. J
Not to wake up – that is seriously drunk