Don’t tell Troy King
Posted by BrianYou might have noticed the latest stupid trend among the trailer park crowd of hanging fake testicles below the rear bumper of their trucks or 1987 Camaros. Apparently legislators in Virginia and Maryland have taken notice and have banned the act of hanging fake genitalia from the undercarriage of your vehicle. Troy King would be proud.
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January 18th, 2008 at 5:23 am
I think this act is the most asinine thing I have ever scene; the hanging of the balls from the truck. Idiots. When I see that I can tell immediately what kind of man is driving that truck. A boy. An immature, no respect boy. However, I don’t think making it a law to ban them is the most appropriate move on legislature’s part either; do something more conducive with your time and our money. If I wanted I reckon I could always just slip in and cut them off myself if ever I see one parked in a parking lot. Heh. On second thought, maybe they should be banned because I have been in the car, WITH MY KIDS and they have seen this sort of crude and lewd display.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:23 am
I can’t believe I spelled SCENE that way. Gah. It’s too early in the morning.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:40 am
[...] don’t think I’m the only one who thinks the hanging of the balls from ones truck has got to be one of the most asinine redneck performances since bubba teeth made it [...]
January 18th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
That was a Dirty Santa present at our office this year, but they were brass. or Brass colored
January 18th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Did the lucky winner hang their brass balls underneath their vehicle?
Maybe I should start a small company manufacturing fake breasts to mount to the front of cars so the redneck women have their own stupid novelty.
February 19th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
[...] The Alabama legislature can choose to rescind sales taxes on groceries, medical supplies, or those little testicles that rednecks hang below their truck bumpers if they so desired within the confines of the current constitution. Similarly they could raise [...]