I’m not sure if this will boost Mike Huckabee to the front of the pack, but Chuck Norris has endorsed him.  Ten points to whoever can come up with the niftiest Chuck Norris Fact.

“One Chuck Norris vote is worth two electoral colleges.”

“Chuck Norris went to the electoral college and majored in killing while blindfolded.”

“God endorsed Chuck Norris first.  Chuck deferred.”

Here is an appropriate one that I didn’t make up (which is obvious because this one is actually humorous):

“Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.”

• Best campaign ad. Ever.
• Huckabee adds Ric Flair to endorsement list
• Interactive electoral college map
• H-Rod’s strengths: Bill and being white
• Win, lose, or draw

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