Fuzzy HandcuffsThe owner of some Huntsville area adult toy shops says that the authorities will have to “handcuff” her to get her to stop selling vibrators and other such devices.

She is violating Alabama’s asinine, in-your-bedroom law that prohibits the sale of “of any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”  Oddly enough, anti-impotence drugs, which are clearly marketed to stimulate a particular human genital organ, are not covered by the ban.  The old farts who pass such laws only want your sexual paraphernalia banned, not theirs.

 

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